open panfandom log. because reasons.

[rockstark]

WHAT: It's a party at a rich dude's house!
WHEN: Sometime after Avengers, but spoilers can be avoided on request - just make a note in the comment header.
WHO: Tony Stark and YOU! And a bajillion of his closest, drunkest NPC friends.
WHERE: Tony's sweet pad in Malibu.
WHY: This is panfandom, we do what we want. Don't even bother explaining why or how you got here, just SHOW UP AND PARTY. Threadjack at will! Just please regard people's requests for spoiler-free threads, if you can. :D

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[What an inspirational monologue, that was beautiful. You can almost hear the soundtrack of birds chirping and children laughing merrily as they run around in the distance. Single manly tear, Thor, single manly tear.]

I guess that makes sense, but uh... if it were me, I'd just think it was way too crowded in here. [Kind of like how he... does--it's hurting Steve's introvert soul. And bless him for that too-crowded line not sounding a come-on in the slightest. Bless him.]

[godoftableflips]

[ Not a dry eye in the house, that's his motto ]

... It is a bit, for all that.

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[Awkward silence.

Why is this real life.]

So, want to help break my motorbike out of Stark's garage?

[That's why he's still here, after all, because Tony has his ride held hostage under JARVIS's lock and key.]

[godoftableflips]

[ Oh hey, smashing. That he can do. He cracks a big smile abruptly. ]

It would be my pleasure.

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[Adventure time!]

Thanks. I'd have done it myself a while ago but that uh... program Stark keeps in his house won't let me near it. Or out of the house unless I wanted to smash a window or something, which I don't... yet.

[Don't ask him how that's possible--it's JARVIS--that badass computer can do anything.]

All right, so... [where the hell is the garage in this huge place?] the staircase seems like a good bet. One of them should get us there, anyway.

[godoftableflips]

Then let us go in haste, before our absence is noted. [ Not that he'd curr, but he feels like Tony would suit up and plow into him again. He may or may not kind of be okay with that. IT WAS SORT OF FUN TO FIGHT HIM, ALRIGHT.

Off they go towards the stairs~]

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Right. [Tony's drunk enough by now to do it, too, and he probably will after this is over. :|

Down the stairs they go and aha, they picked the right one because here's the nice glass wall with the complicated Tony-modified keypad. Gesturing to it, he says,]

You know, I'm starting to seriously dislike those things. Whatever happened to plain old locks? [He's asking... the guy who probably doesn't use locks...] Anyway, this is the main problem right here--if we just crash through the glass every alarm in the place will go off if Stark's as protective of his machines as I think he is, and obviously we can't just pick it.

hi there, you mentioned playing? XD

[rockstark]

[Tony calls down from the top of the stairs, vaguely slurred]

Why do I get the feeling you guys aren't talking about your noses?

o shit dad's home

[godoftableflips]

[ Wow, Tony, that is an impressive level of sloshed.

Watch and learn, Steve. Watch and learn. Thor looks over his shoulder at him, before turning back to survey the glass wall. ]

We were speaking of this cage you have constructed. It is an impressive level of security.

steve wanted the opposite of this :(

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[Whew, thanks for covering Thor. Just how close of an eye was Tony keeping on him to catch them sneaking around this fast?]

Yeah, exactly.

tony is good like that, man

[rockstark]

[why thank you, Thor. he saw you two chatting out of the corner of his eye and figured he should come over and tell you He Loves You, Best Teammates.

and then ONE OF YOU said something about picking locks. and he got very confused. he loves you all, why would you do that.

okay so maybe the rum and cokes did most of the confusing. maybe. probably]

Well, yyyou guys're on the team now, you want the tour? [he clomps down the steps and throws an arm around each of their shoulders. BROS.]

[godoftableflips]

[ Thor smirks at Cap behind Tony's head, clapping the drunk man on the shoulder as well. ] We could wish for nothing more.

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[Haven't you ever heard of personal space Stark, no wait of course you haven't. Steve returns Thor's smirk with an okok face.]

Sure, why not. [Must act casual. Must not act like he's jailbreaking himself.]