open panfandom log. because reasons.

[rockstark]

WHAT: It's a party at a rich dude's house!
WHEN: Sometime after Avengers, but spoilers can be avoided on request - just make a note in the comment header.
WHO: Tony Stark and YOU! And a bajillion of his closest, drunkest NPC friends.
WHERE: Tony's sweet pad in Malibu.
WHY: This is panfandom, we do what we want. Don't even bother explaining why or how you got here, just SHOW UP AND PARTY. Threadjack at will! Just please regard people's requests for spoiler-free threads, if you can. :D

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o shit dad's home

[godoftableflips]

[ Wow, Tony, that is an impressive level of sloshed.

Watch and learn, Steve. Watch and learn. Thor looks over his shoulder at him, before turning back to survey the glass wall. ]

We were speaking of this cage you have constructed. It is an impressive level of security.

steve wanted the opposite of this :(

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[Whew, thanks for covering Thor. Just how close of an eye was Tony keeping on him to catch them sneaking around this fast?]

Yeah, exactly.

tony is good like that, man

[rockstark]

[why thank you, Thor. he saw you two chatting out of the corner of his eye and figured he should come over and tell you He Loves You, Best Teammates.

and then ONE OF YOU said something about picking locks. and he got very confused. he loves you all, why would you do that.

okay so maybe the rum and cokes did most of the confusing. maybe. probably]

Well, yyyou guys're on the team now, you want the tour? [he clomps down the steps and throws an arm around each of their shoulders. BROS.]

[godoftableflips]

[ Thor smirks at Cap behind Tony's head, clapping the drunk man on the shoulder as well. ] We could wish for nothing more.

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[Haven't you ever heard of personal space Stark, no wait of course you haven't. Steve returns Thor's smirk with an okok face.]

Sure, why not. [Must act casual. Must not act like he's jailbreaking himself.]