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[rockstark]

WHAT: It's a party at a rich dude's house!
WHEN: Sometime after Avengers, but spoilers can be avoided on request - just make a note in the comment header.
WHO: Tony Stark and YOU! And a bajillion of his closest, drunkest NPC friends.
WHERE: Tony's sweet pad in Malibu.
WHY: This is panfandom, we do what we want. Don't even bother explaining why or how you got here, just SHOW UP AND PARTY. Threadjack at will! Just please regard people's requests for spoiler-free threads, if you can. :D

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SPOILERS MAYBE

[killerthighs]

[It'd been a long time since she'd been at a Stark party. The last one had been interesting enough for her, but she guessed she deserved a little break after the Avengers' first outing together as a team.

Sitting not too far from the DJ, she takes a sip of her white russian.]

[ms_potts]

[Pepper wanders over smiling brightly]

Hello again.

[killerthighs]

[She looks up from her drink when she hears the familiar voice. Natasha smiles brightly.]

Nice to see you again, Ms. Potts. [She never really dropped the Natalia act around her. She hadn't had the opportunity to do so, really.]

This is a great place you guys relocated to while Stark tower is being rebuilt.

[ms_potts]

[She cocks her head at Natasha. Really, now?]

I think Pepper's fine at this point, don't you?

[She smiles and takes a sip of her martini] Thank you. Yes, it'll be a while before it's liveable again. Thankfully Tony doesn't generally like to get rid of his things so we still had the house.

[killerthighs]

[She laughs, nodding.]

Pepper it is. And Tony does tend to hoard things, doesn't he? [He still had all those prototypes of his armor in the basement.]

But did he let you re-design it? It was pretty ugly from where I was standing.

[ms_potts]

Oooh he does. And guess who's kept track of all of it? [she laughs]

The tower? [She raises an eyebrow] I helped design it in the first place.

[killerthighs]

[Let's chug our drink out of embarrassment, shall we?]

I think it would look better with your name on it, is what I meant of course.

LOL

[ms_potts]

[she laughs]

I'm sorry, I think Tony's rubbing off on me. He said that tower was "my baby" and do you know what he offered me? 12%. [She gives her a look and takes a sip of her own drink]

she's like ah fffffuuuu

[killerthighs]

[She scoffs.]

Did he calculate that with his brand of selective math?

[thebigguy]

[Don't mind Bruce as he walks up and points to the drink.]

I get it. But it could use a cherry on top.

omg I squealed when I got it

[killerthighs]

[Natasha was surprised by the doctor's appearance next to her. At his quip, she stared down at her drink before letting out a small laugh. She got it too.]

I thought you'd be back in India by now.

hahaha, as soon as it popped in my head I had to do it

[thebigguy]

So did I. Unfortunately India's pizza doesn't compare to the stuff Stark gets flown in.

[He realizes he's wringing his hands a little bit and tries to nonchalantly put them down by his sides.]

How are you, Agent Romanoff?

[killerthighs]

[While they shared the same intelligence in all things science, Natasha was surprised that Bruce found a companion in Tony. They were more like the Odd Couple to her, but it seemed to be doing the doctor some good.]

Better than I was a few weeks ago. And how's it been being stateside after such a long time?

[thebigguy]

[Oh, he's only using Tony for his toys. Or so he thinks. Poor guy doesn't even know he's making friends.]

Unsettling but in a... good way. It's nice to not be universally persecuted.

[killerthighs]

[She smiles.]

I think after the Cap, you're the public's favorite. I feel Halloween costumes coming on.

[thebigguy]

I've already seen the [He holds up his hands, balling them into fists and shaking them] Hulk Hands.

[killerthighs]

[She laughs.]

They are pretty cool.

[She pauses before speaking again.]

Does it bother you?

Because Deadpool wants to meet his wife. Ex-wife. Or smth.

[mouthwithamerc]

[Helllloooo, nurse! Even if other people claim to not be able to see them, Wade is very well aware that the big yellow box over his head (or sometimes slightly to the left, right, or beneath him) is just a picture of that cartoon wolf with hearts in his eyes and his tongue rolled out on the floor.

In other words, Natasha, he sees you. And you look like you smell nice.

He saunters over with his best Eastwood swagger, then drops down into the unoccupied chair beside her. Well. It's unoccupied now, since the person who was sitting there got up to get another drink, and they just get a dirty look and a katana pulled on them when they return.]

So. If you were forced to have a hot lesbian sex-off with anyone in the world, who would it be and why? I'd pick that chick who played Xena. Or Dana Scully. Or maybe the pink Power Ranger. Once she was legal, of course. I have standards. Very pathetically low standards.

oh dear god this is going to be amazing

[killerthighs]

[Natasha slowly turns to the man who had approached her. She doesn't have time to react to anything he has done by the time he asks his question. She stares at him, blinking a few times before finally replying.]

Excuse me?

Now taking bets on how long before she attempts to kill him.

[mouthwithamerc]

[Deadpool is, naturally, completely unfazed, and he just shrugs as he swipes some kind of appetizer off a passing server's tray. Except it's not a server and actually just another party-goer who gives him the stinkeye for stealing off her plate, and Wade just waggles his fingers at her. She opens her mouth. Wade holds up his katana again and shakes his head. She walks away. Wade's happy. At least until he lifts the bottom of his mask to put the food in his mouth. He chews it a bit, then spits it back out in his hand.]

Oh my God. For a rich dude, you'd think he'd have better taste. Where are the little cocktail wienies on toothpicks? I don't even know what this is. And I watch Bizarre Foods, so I'm prepared for anything. Don't think I have a weak stomach. I'm made of cast iron in here.

[He nods proudly, looks around before dropping the handful of chewed snack into a nearby potted plant, then dusts his hands off and turns back to look at Natasha.]

Hot lesbian sex-off. What, you don't like my choices? I only went with the Pink Ranger because I figured that meant she was lesbian. I mean, you don't think it was a little on the nose that the Black Ranger was played by a black guy and the Yellow Ranger was Chinese?

[killerthighs]

[Who the hell was this guy? When he whipped out the katana on the unsuspecting girl, she put her drink down and sat on the edge of her seat. If he tried anything else, her legs would swing up in no time to get him into a headlock. But she had a feeling that he would enjoy that.

Until he felt his life slipping from him.]

It's not the choices, it's the subject. That's never crossed my mind.

\o\ ALL THE SPOILERS

[kirk]

[Helllooo, Nurse~

Don't mind Jim if he joins you. Because he's going to.]

You look like you've had a rough day.

[killerthighs]

[As he joins her, she drains nearly her entire glass.]

You have no idea.

[kirk]

I wouldn't be so sure. [He laughs, taking a sip of his own drink.] Aliens can be real bitches to fight, and that lot looked pretty nasty.

[governorkang]

[Talking with a few of the others at the party, Kang had finally figured out what it was all for, though he still had no idea why he'd been invited. He was going to enjoy himself while he was here, though, and learn a little bit more about these Avengers.]

Congratulations on your victory. I only learned of it a few minutes ago, but very impressive.

[He's speaking a language close enough to English that it's almost identical, with only a handful of words and some pronunciation that is different, and his accent is similar to Romanian, but not quite.]