open panfandom log. because reasons.

[rockstark]

WHAT: It's a party at a rich dude's house!
WHEN: Sometime after Avengers, but spoilers can be avoided on request - just make a note in the comment header.
WHO: Tony Stark and YOU! And a bajillion of his closest, drunkest NPC friends.
WHERE: Tony's sweet pad in Malibu.
WHY: This is panfandom, we do what we want. Don't even bother explaining why or how you got here, just SHOW UP AND PARTY. Threadjack at will! Just please regard people's requests for spoiler-free threads, if you can. :D

Comments

[starkgirlfriday]

You want to actually drown them as well?! [Because they would drown, Tony. Alcohol and water don't mix.]

[rockstark]

No. I'm sure there are at least a dozen people at this party who know CPR. [after the briefest moment's thought] And at least four who're sober enough to remember how it goes.

[starkgirlfriday]

At least four. Well. That's-
That's a ratio I can't even compute right now.

[On cue, a brunette in twelve inch heels falls into the fountain.]

I'll get Jarvis to empty it.

[rockstark]

Don't worry about ratios, that's what Jarvis is for. Just enjoy the party. Come on. Aren't you gonna at least have a martini or something? I stocked up on the olives, just for you.

[when the brunette hits splashdown, he whistles and claps, loudly] YEAH! HEY! EIGHT-POINT-FIVE FROM THE AMERICAN JUDGE!

[starkgirlfriday]

[She manages to hide her smile quite well as she helps the girl from pool and sends her on her way. It wouldn't do to have Tony think he's actually funny.

It's almost completely gone by the time she looks back up to Tony on the balcony.] Very well. One martini, then.