open panfandom log. because reasons.

[rockstark]

WHAT: It's a party at a rich dude's house!
WHEN: Sometime after Avengers, but spoilers can be avoided on request - just make a note in the comment header.
WHO: Tony Stark and YOU! And a bajillion of his closest, drunkest NPC friends.
WHERE: Tony's sweet pad in Malibu.
WHY: This is panfandom, we do what we want. Don't even bother explaining why or how you got here, just SHOW UP AND PARTY. Threadjack at will! Just please regard people's requests for spoiler-free threads, if you can. :D

Comments

[thebigguy]

See? [He takes another bite, this speaking before he's done chewing.] Trust me. I'm a scientist.

[godoftableflips]

Most of the scientists I have known in this realm have proven trustworthy.

[thebigguy]

[One of them was even really pretty. Jane ain't bad lookin' either.]

You should try the one with pepperoni next.

[godoftableflips]

Stark certainly knows how to prepare a feast.

[thebigguy]

He does. Still, [quick glance around] it's a bit crowded.

[godoftableflips]

I take it you try to avoid such crowds.

[thebigguy]

[He gives him a knowing glance.]

Wouldn't you?

[godoftableflips]

If I felt I was a danger to them. [ THOUGHTFUL BITE OF PIZZA GOODNESS. And then he'll gesture at Bruce with said pizza slice ] But you do not give yourself enough credit.

[thebigguy]

They day I start giving myself enough credit is the day the Hulk-the other guy wins.

[godoftableflips]

You both saved many lives today. [ MUNCH ] Perhaps he deserves his share of the victory as well.

[thebigguy]

If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting... [another bite] There's not enough pizza.

[godoftableflips]

[ well, that makes him chuckle ] Perhaps next time.

[thebigguy]

[He nods and... keeps his eyes on the pizza while he chews.]

Perhaps.

[godoftableflips]

And what do you intend to do, now that the battle is won?

[thebigguy]

Probably head back to India. Calcutta's still in desperate need of doctors. Keep's me out of harm's way too.

[godoftableflips]

Are there no ... crowds in this Calcutta?

[thebigguy]

[He eyes Thor for a second before responding. Vikings don't use logic... wtf is this?]

Sick crowds.

[godoftableflips]

I imagine they run little risk to inciting your rage, then.

[thebigguy]

[Yep, eyeing him again.]

I've got it under control.

[godoftableflips]

That you do. Your power is impressive, my friend. But your self-control, more so.

[thebigguy]

[He waits or a really long time before responding because... what are compliments that AREN'T backhanded?]

...... Thanks. I like you're uh, hammer.

[godoftableflips]

[ Aw, complimenting Thor's hammer is a sure way to win his love. ] Mjolnir.

[thebigguy]

[Nod.] Remind me how it was forged again?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT. Maybe he'll... help Tony make a new suit B| ]

[godoftableflips]

In the fiery heart of a dying star.

[thebigguy]

[He stares for a second before chuckling.]

Really, how'd you do it?