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[rockstark]

[for those of you with access to video, this is, indeed, a video. those of you on phones get voice. anyone trying to access the comm through email, text, etc, get a transcription:]

Hi. You've reached the life double of Tony Stark. The real me is actually off doing something ridiculously awesome and badass right now, so you can leave me your jealousy-ridden message here, and as soon as I'm done, I'll pass it on to myself. If you really, really can't wait, try hitting up Pepper, she'll probably be around, but she'll probably also be ridiculously stressed out, so if she starts rambling on at you? Firstly: don't say I didn't warn you, and secondly: remind her to breathe, she forgets sometimes.

[he flashes a peace sign and a smirk] To peace!

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voicemail | backdated to darcy's graduation post

[likethetragedy]

I need your help with something. I'd offer to pay you, but frankly you have more money than me and that's saying something. I am willing to owe you one. If I've caught you attention give me a call back when you're not doing something awesome.

Return call y/n?

[rockstark]

[Tony gets the message on his way back in from a race along the coastline with Happy. grabbing a bottle of water from the minifridge at the back of the lab, he cracks it open]

Jarvis, redial.

[he chugs about half the bottle while he's waiting for her to pick up]

y

[likethetragedy]

[She picks up after a couple of rings. She sounds pretty pleased.] Do you want me to jump right into it or exchange hellos and how are yous?

[rockstark]

I'm fine thanks, you sound like you are too, what's goin' on? [there, see, he just did both, because he's THAT GOOD at this social interaction thing]

[likethetragedy]

[Oh she likes you.] A friend of mine just graduated from college. She's on the community. You might have run into her. Darcy Lewis ring a bell?

[She doesn't wait for an answer.] Anyways, she wanted me to surprise her and so I thought of something. I know you're not exactly into making weapons anymore, but she's got a thing for tasers. Can you make her an even more useful one? It doesn't have to be lethal; just better than the standard issue one she has.

[rockstark]

Darcy happens to be a friend, yeah. Recent, but a friend. [he grins] I just sent her grad gift out, the other day, matter of fact. But I'd be more than happy to chip something else in. When do you need it by? I have the Expo on my plate, but I can ignore that and say I had to go blow something up in Afghanistan.

[likethetragedy]

Somehow I'm not surprised. I could use it by her graduation party.

voicemail;

[6collegecredits]

So it was either you or Elektra, so I thought I'd cover all of my bases.

Thanks for the gift.

/calls back

[rockstark]

I think we can call your voicemail a home run. What's up?

voicemail;

[doyoufondue]

Hi. Uh- ...that's a very strange message. Is she really that stressed out-? [ wait back on topic ]

I had a stupid question and I thought to ask Miss Potts but I didn't have her number and I shouldn't bother her anyway so I thought you'd know because-- You're you and-

I probably should be asking Elektra... Nevermind. Thank you. Sorry.

I LOL'D. SO HARD. OMG.

[rockstark]

[well that wasn't someone he was expecting to get a voicemail from. Tony has Jarvis track the number, and call back... ring ring, Steve.]

Hey, Cap. What's goin' on?

LMAO

[doyoufondue]

[ oh god. ]

Oh. It's nothing. It's just ...this thing I was trying to figure out earlier. Nothing you had to call me back over.