[for those of you with access to video, this is, indeed, a video. those of you on phones get voice. anyone trying to access the comm through email, text, etc, get a transcription:]
Hi. You've reached the life double of Tony Stark. The real me is actually off doing something ridiculously awesome and badass right now, so you can leave me your jealousy-ridden message here, and as soon as I'm done, I'll pass it on to myself. If you really, really can't wait, try hitting up Pepper, she'll probably be around, but she'll probably also be ridiculously stressed out, so if she starts rambling on at you? Firstly: don't say I didn't warn you, and secondly: remind her to breathe, she forgets sometimes.
[he flashes a peace sign and a smirk] To peace!